The ones I want to call never call, and the ones that do call never stop.

Got royally mauled by a Red Cross vampire at SI. Am paranoid everyone is staring at my arm and wondering if I'm an addict. (It still looks pretty freaking nasty, even over a week after giving blood.)

OVERQUALIFIED IS NOT A VALID FUCKING REASON FOR NOT HIRING ME WHEN I DON' ( Read more... )

... and because I've now gotten three e-mails from people wondering if I'm still alive ( Read more... )

Day 01 → Your favorite song
Day 02 → Your favorite movie
Day 03 → Your favorite television program

Day 04 → Your favorite book

I don't have one, just like everything else, but there is one book that I read every year. I know it's controversial in more than one way, absolutely chock full of gender issues, and some critics say its shite, but it was ( Read more... )

Shit that drives me crazy somewhat irritates me on el jay ( Read more... )

Poll Reason #743 I need a new job.

The Indians lost and Martinez went down HARD ( Read more... )

I can't wait until this damn album is done. I'm starting to get sick of it.

My Supernatural time is getting taken over by mastering time tonight.

If I'm lucky I'll get to watch it tonight; otherwise, I won't have time to watch it until sometime on Saturday.

Don't effing spoil me, mmkay?

I've got cramps like the devil. I don't exactly know what that means, but apparently the devil has bad cramps. Once again, I am Lucyfer. Regardless, I would like to rip my insides out now ( Read more... )

You ready for the most irrational, random rant ever? One that's been bubbling up for... a while, and it came to a head yesterday in the middle of the grocery store ( Read more... )

1. A bazillion a half people have added me to their friends' lists. For your convenience, I provide you with the following posts of interest: I rock so hard I make alligators dance, please find me this guitar, and the best invention in the history of the universe. (I actually went looking for an intro post that I did some time ago, but couldn't ( Read more... )